1 00:00:04,379 --> 00:00:05,631 Last week, as you recall, 2 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:07,591 Will had joined Dr. Smith and the Robot 3 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,597 in a search for wild truffles 4 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:12,520 little dreaming that they would find something far different, 5 00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:15,892 something that would plunge them into an incredible adventure 6 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:19,820 with creatures from another mysterious world. 7 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:21,564 Dr. Smith, look. 8 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,278 A crown. 9 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:28,112 I see it's a crown. I have eyes in my head. 10 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:31,790 The question is, what is a crown doing here? 11 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,462 Will, what have I told you 12 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,293 about handling other people's property? 13 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:43,798 But, Dr. Smith... 14 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,424 But me no buts, my boy. 15 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:48,132 We will respect the rights of others. 16 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:51,431 No doubt the owner will shortly appear to claim his property. 17 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:54,809 I wonder where it came from and who left it? 18 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,357 That is none of our business. 19 00:00:57,432 --> 00:01:02,654 Oh my, those rubies are as large as hens' eggs. 20 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,481 Ah-ah-ah, Dr. Smith. 21 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:07,318 I was only checking to make certain that it was secure. 22 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:11,622 If it fell over, some of that lovely workmanship might be damaged. 23 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:18,128 Come along, Will. Let's get on about our truffles. 24 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:28,430 Bless me. I forgot my truffle tool. 25 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:29,552 I'll get it. 26 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:32,430 Never mind, I'll do it. Why don't you go on ahead with the Robot? 27 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:35,934 And if you find any truffles, call out loud. 28 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:37,139 Yes, sir. Quite loud. 29 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:38,348 Okay. 30 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,035 Ah! 31 00:01:53,155 --> 00:01:55,453 A world ransom in jewels. 32 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:58,498 Now what to do with it. 33 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,504 Well... 34 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:19,769 Help! 35 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:22,484 Help! Somebody take this off! 36 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:23,651 Come on! 37 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,992 Help! Save me! Oh! 38 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:33,745 Oh! Oh! 39 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:36,911 Oh! What a horrible feeling. 40 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,163 That thing just wouldn't let go of me. 41 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:40,710 A thousand and one pins and needles 42 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,249 penetrated every inch of my body. 43 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:45,590 Now, you be careful with that thing, my boy. It bites! 44 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,339 Well, if wouldn't have happened if you hadn't touched it. 45 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,546 Remember what you said about property rights. 46 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:52,514 When you grow up, my boy. 47 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:55,342 I hope you will also grow in tolerance for the weaknesses of others. 48 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:58,349 I just couldn't help myself. Now, put it down. 49 00:02:58,428 --> 00:02:59,930 Put it down! 50 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:03,016 There is no danger in this object for the boy. 51 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:05,194 Quiet, you disreputable dunce! 52 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:07,566 Why didn't you help me in my hour of need? 53 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,566 Hey, look, Dr. Smith, it fits. 54 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:13,486 Take it off, my boy. Take it off! 55 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:23,462 Look. 56 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:28,041 Human beings? Here? 57 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:36,224 I am Nexus of Andronica. 58 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:40,729 My companions and I have crossed 90 light-years of space 59 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:43,603 seeking a being worthy to wear that crown. 60 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:45,980 At last we have found him. 61 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,979 All hail our majesty. 62 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:53,151 My name's Will Robinson, Mr. Nexus. 63 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:55,744 But I'm not a king. I'm only from the planet Earth. 64 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:59,619 Allow me to present myself. lam Dr. Zachary Smith. 65 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:01,412 Are you related to this boy? 66 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:05,330 I am his dear friend, his counselor and his guide. 67 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:09,837 Now, tell me, sir, what are your proposals with reference to the boy? 68 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,798 We intend to crown him King of Andronica. 69 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:15,005 How perfectly splendid! 70 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:18,092 Will, did you hear that? You are to become a king. 71 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:20,803 Why did you come here looking for a king, Mr. Nexus? 72 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:23,059 It is a tradition that a king of Andronica 73 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:25,857 must always come from off-planet stock 74 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,434 to prevent weak rulers. 75 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:31,480 Well, thanks, Mr. Nexus, but I guess not. 76 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:33,031 Will, what are you saying? 77 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:37,286 Well, look, if I became their king, I'd have to leave my family. 78 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,577 And I couldn't do that. 79 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:41,281 Of course you could. Take them with you. 80 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:45,122 No? 81 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:46,203 It is impossible. 82 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:48,414 I see. 83 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:51,626 Will, would you excuse us, please? 84 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:52,925 Yeah. Sure, Dr. Smith. 85 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,716 And take him with you. 86 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:58,424 Let's go. 87 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:09,693 A fine little lad. I know he'll make an excellent king. 88 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:11,111 But he has refused. 89 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:13,988 I have a great deal of influence over his young mind. 90 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:16,817 I know I can convince him to see reason. 91 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:20,495 Of course, it will have to be made worth my while. 92 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,072 Perhaps a regency 93 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,953 until the boy comes of age. 94 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:27,332 That would place a great deal of power in your hands, Dr. Smith. 95 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:31,290 You would be virtually ruler of Andronica and its subject planets. 96 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:34,047 Suppose the boy continues to refuse? 97 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:37,178 Then we must select another candidate, 98 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:41,851 one of sublime intelligence, extraordinary valor, judicial wisdom 99 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:43,852 and royal bearing. 100 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:46,476 That does narrow the field somewhat. 101 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,603 Now, tell me. If I were to find 102 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,811 such a person among our little group, 103 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,609 would there be a finder's fee? 104 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:57,156 You would be amply rewarded. 105 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:59,450 Oh, by the way, I should mention 106 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:02,746 that I am Irish on my maternal grandmother's side. 107 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:04,531 Is that important? 108 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:08,619 Only in as much as all the Irish are descended from kings. 109 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:12,039 The royal blood already flows through my veins. 110 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:14,753 Soto speak. 111 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:17,294 Until later, sir. 112 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:24,843 Master, the first contact has been highly successful. 113 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,558 The ruse seems certain to work. 114 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:37,648 Good. Good. 115 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:53,723 Will! 116 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,646 Will! 117 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,066 Will, wait for me. 118 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:00,563 Oh! Oh! 119 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,774 Oh, dear. 120 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:05,076 What did you tell them, Dr. Smith? 121 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,700 I told him that under no circumstances 122 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:09,781 would you even consider accepting the throne. 123 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:12,583 I told him that we were all believers in the democratic principle 124 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:15,538 and that the divine right of kings had no place among us. 125 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:18,920 In short, I told him to... To forget it. 126 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,922 Golly. That was grand of you. 127 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,720 I mean, I wouldn't want to be a king anyway. There's no fun in it. 128 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:26,799 Of course there isn't. In the meantime, 129 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:28,133 I don't believe that we should mention 130 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,763 anything about this matter to the others. 131 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,686 It would only cause needless alarm. 132 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,264 Let it remain our little secret. 133 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,190 I don't know, Dr. Smith. 134 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:38,985 Dad and Don ought to know that there are aliens on this planet. 135 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:41,358 Well, of course they should, but all in due time. 136 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:43,031 Just leave it to me, my boy. 137 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:44,733 Well... Promise. 138 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:47,820 All right. 139 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:50,746 But please, Dr. Smith, don't start your tricks again. 140 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,574 You always get in trouble. 141 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:53,783 Indeed. 142 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,827 Good evening, Dr. Smith. 143 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:17,125 We were not expecting you so soon. 144 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,077 I thought I would bring you the report tonight. 145 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:21,625 I knew you would be most eager to get it. 146 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:25,299 Perhaps you also hoped to see the interior of our ship? 147 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,969 Good heavens! Do you think I'm a spy? 148 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:33,558 Well, perhaps I was a bit curious. 149 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,890 I believe you terrestrials have a saying 150 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,314 that "curiosity killed the cat." 151 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:42,313 Oh, sir, I certainly meant no harm. 152 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,986 And there are no grounds for violent action. 153 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,530 I was only working in your best interests. 154 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:48,777 May I see what you have? 155 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:49,904 Oh, yes, indeed. 156 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:54,159 A complete dossier on every male member of the Jupiter 2 expedition. 157 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:58,662 Now, this report's on Professor John Robinson. 158 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:02,336 A man of simple virtues, wholehearted loyalties. 159 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:06,042 lam devoted to him, but... 160 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,926 Yes? But? 161 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:12,514 Does one rule a kingdom by simple virtues? 162 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,225 You suggest that a little more guile 163 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,974 is needed in the professor's makeup? 164 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,225 Exactly. 165 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,897 And now, about Major West. 166 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,943 A lovely fellow. I'm devoted to him, too. 167 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:30,650 He's the typical bluff, blunt good soldier, forever foremost in fray. 168 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:33,906 But, again, somewhat lacking in cunning. 169 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,488 You place a great premium on cunning, Dr. Smith. 170 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:42,457 That seems to dispose of all the men in your party. 171 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,707 All? 172 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,754 Excepting yourself, of course. 173 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:49,380 Me? Oh, I wouldn't dream of taking on such a burden. 174 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,177 A simple man like me. 175 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:54,347 But you said yourself you were descended from kings. 176 00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:57,642 Remotely, dear friend. Only remotely. 177 00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:02,063 But I'm sure you have those peculiar virtues required of kings. 178 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:05,729 A compendium of virtues, if I say so myself. 179 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:11,197 We, uh, might do worse in selecting a king. 180 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:16,536 Surely you couldn't be considering modest, unassuming me? 181 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,410 Ah, but we could. 182 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,036 In fact, the more I consider it, 183 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:24,335 the more I think you were made for the job, Dr. Smith. 184 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:28,256 How uneasy lies the head that wears a crown? 185 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,753 Do you mean it? 186 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,251 I do. 187 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:36,261 Oh, the pain of it. The royal pain of it all. 188 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:38,766 I accept! 189 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,104 There will, of course, be a proper coronation. 190 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,180 Naturally. 191 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,108 And I shall be able to receive my friends in regal splendor? 192 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,901 If you wish. I do, indeed. 193 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:52,735 I can't wait to see their eyes bulge when... 194 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:56,114 Look here, there are no catches to this, are there? 195 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,278 I assure you, 196 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:02,286 you will be crowned King of Andronica before we leave this planet. 197 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:06,211 And now, may I call you my liege lord and king? 198 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,086 Oh, you may. You may, indeed. 199 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,214 Your Majesty. 200 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:18,135 King Zachary I. 201 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,516 Oh, m'!- 202 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:26,640 It's true, Dad. 203 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:29,977 There was a crown there, and they were looking for a king. 204 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,902 Are you sure you didn't dream it? 205 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,151 Smith's not in his cabin. 206 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:37,279 And you say Smith agreed to be the king? 207 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,611 Well, now what kind of a mess has he got himself into? 208 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:43,164 Danger! Danger! Alien artifact approaching! 209 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,287 Don, break out the lasers. 210 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,712 It's a man. 211 00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:00,048 That's the one Dr. Smith was talking to. 212 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,092 But where's Dr. Smith? 213 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,760 Well, let's find out. 214 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,478 Professor John Robinson? 215 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,689 I'm Professor Robinson. 216 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,362 You and your entire company 217 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:21,069 are commanded under peril of royal displeasure 218 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:23,746 to present yourselves for judgment tomorrow 219 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,825 at the final audience of His Majesty Zachary I 220 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,455 before he leaves this place 221 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,629 to assume his royal duties as King of Andronica. 222 00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:37,339 You may tell your... Your royal master that we'll be there. 223 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:48,312 Now Why'd you tell him a thing like that? 224 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,390 Because we will be there. 225 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:57,108 Your audience is approaching, Your Majesty. 226 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:58,690 Let them wait. 227 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,989 A grape, dear. 228 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:11,707 Nexus, your king has a very delicate back. 229 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,333 The pain, the pain. 230 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,517 A grape, dear. 231 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:44,236 His most exalted majesty, defender of rights, 232 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,241 sword and buckler of liberties, 233 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,157 most sublime and willing sacrifice, 234 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:53,040 Zachary I, King of Andronica. 235 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,621 Hi, Dr. Smith. 236 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,748 In the future, you will address us 237 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,549 as Your Majesty. Come here, boy. 238 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:08,263 My little friend, my good companion in the days of my adversity, 239 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,310 I have chosen you from among the rest 240 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:13,105 to accompany me on my road to glory. 241 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,058 I don't understand, Your Majesty. 242 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:16,980 I shall take you with me. 243 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:19,687 You shall be named heir apparent to my throne. 244 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,069 Now, what do you think of that? 245 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,775 I'd rather stay with the rest. 246 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,153 Let's not be hasty, my boy. 247 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,364 I suppose I could find something for them to do. 248 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:34,160 Major West might make an excellent court jester. 249 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,290 That'll be the day. 250 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:36,829 What did you say? 251 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,256 Come on, Smith, get off of that chair. 252 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:39,669 You're making a fool of yourself. 253 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,752 Guard, fetch us yon varlet's head. 254 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,473 Unwise... 255 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,009 What? What? 256 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,385 I see. 257 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:55,190 Our adviser tells us that it is best at this time to avoid an incident. 258 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:58,438 Therefore, we shall graciously spare your life 259 00:16:58,935 --> 00:16:59,936 and your head. 260 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,522 But do not tempt our anger further. 261 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,864 Well, Dad's right, Dr. Smith. 262 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,947 Why don't you come home with us? I'll take you fishing. 263 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:14,743 Dear little friend, do I detect a trace of moisture in your eyes? 264 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,412 I do believe you will miss me. 265 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,796 And I shall miss you. 266 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:23,593 But destiny calls King Zachary. I must away. 267 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,253 Dr. Smith... 268 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,589 Enough. The audience is ended. 269 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,439 Well, can't we do something? 270 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:45,739 No, son. 271 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,451 I'm afraid that Dr. Smith has made his decision. 272 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:53,574 Well, I hope he'll be happier in his new life, wherever that is. 273 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:02,961 Let's go. 274 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:22,519 Oh, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear. 275 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:34,197 Guard. Careful with the crown. 276 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,371 Oh, Nexus, 277 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,703 we are wearied by our royal exertions. 278 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,833 Nexus, fetch refreshments. 279 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,129 Yes, Your Majesty. 280 00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,848 Come, come, Nexus. Our royal throats are dry. 281 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:00,931 Don't stop fanning. 282 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,569 Do you hear me? Get on with it. 283 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,409 Is something wrong? 284 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:17,165 Nexus? Nexus, speak! 285 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,367 It is your king who commands it. 286 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:22,461 Speak! Or I shall have you severely punished. 287 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,422 Nexus? 288 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:26,957 Uh... 289 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,172 Nexus? 290 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:37,595 What, uh... What is... What is going on here? 291 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,350 Nexus? 292 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,474 What in the world... 293 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,527 Won't somebody speak? 294 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,321 Your Majesty. 295 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:56,371 Oh, thank heavens. Not everybody is in this ridiculous position. 296 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,867 Now what has happened to these... 297 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:24,186 Oh! Oh, no! No! 298 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:26,934 No! 299 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,769 How is Your Majesty feeling? 300 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,321 Go away! 301 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:35,201 So, you do not like the looks of your devoted subjects, huh? 302 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,615 Subjects? 303 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,282 I am Andronican. 304 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,163 You are King of Andronica. 305 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,836 But the others, if you'll excuse the term, 306 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:49,006 the human Andronicans, Nexus and the others? 307 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,709 They are non-personalities. 308 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,757 Non-personalities? 309 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:55,258 I make them. 310 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,847 You make them? 311 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,266 You mean, they're not real people? 312 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,935 They are androids. 313 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:04,105 Artificial beings. 314 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,648 I make them to look like you, 315 00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:08,897 so you agree to become king. 316 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,070 Then I am really the king? 317 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,694 Oh, yes, you are king 318 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,197 for festival of sacrifice. 319 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,449 Festival? Sacrifice? 320 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,996 Big festival. 321 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:26,628 Everybody come, drink gloog, make sleemoth. 322 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:29,751 Drink gloog? Make sleemoth? 323 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,548 Very happy- 324 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,508 very happy? 325 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,419 Then make sacrifice. 326 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:41,805 Oh, one of your quaint religious rites, no doubt. Purely symbolic in nature? 327 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:46,310 No, no. Sacrifice king so everybody be happy, 328 00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:49,858 well, prosperous in year to come. 329 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,312 Sacrifice the king? 330 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:53,691 Skin him. 331 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,025 Stuff him. Very good stuffing. 332 00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,405 Last many years. 333 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:02,989 Ten thousand years from now, you look same. 334 00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:08,124 Stand in hall of immortal kings. Very great honor. 335 00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:10,338 Let me out of here! 336 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,585 Too late. Too bad. 337 00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:14,383 You agreed to become king. 338 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:17,712 Agreement recorded in Hall of Contracts of Council of Planets. 339 00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:19,342 All very legal. 340 00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,850 Everything nice. 341 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:27,350 What do we do now? 342 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:31,775 We wait for ship to come to get us. 343 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:40,109 We will see what your friends are doing. 344 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,665 Well, I guess that's the last we'll see of Dr. Smith. 345 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:49,789 Oh, what a callous dismissal of one who has shared the dangers 346 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,167 and vicissitudes of their daily life. 347 00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:55,212 Well, I can't help feeling worried about him. 348 00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:57,960 Oh, dear and gracious lady. 349 00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:00,971 Well, wherever he's going, you can bet Smith will land on his feet. 350 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:04,267 ROBOT". Correction. Dr. Smith will not depart. 351 00:23:05,426 --> 00:23:06,427 What do you mean by that? 352 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,808 Acting under prime directive, 353 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:11,141 I made certain alien communications 354 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,442 to his mother ship will not function. 355 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:16,737 Oh, bless you, my dear, dear friend. 356 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:18,485 What do you mean by that? 357 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:22,193 Data pertaining to aliens incomplete. 358 00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:26,034 Prime directive requires saving humans 359 00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:30,368 from danger against their life, even if against their wishes. 360 00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:34,081 Recommend further study of alien psychology 361 00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:38,009 in correlation to primitive rites of sacrificial kings. 362 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,256 Listen to him, you fools! Listen to him! 363 00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:43,135 He's got more sense than the lot of you! 364 00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:50,184 You see, they're suspicious of you. Highly suspicious. 365 00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:53,186 They'll never let you go while you're holding me like this. 366 00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:55,108 Never. 367 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,442 What are you doing? 368 00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:06,287 Your people want Smith. 369 00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:08,364 I give them Smith! 370 00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:11,200 Uh. Oh, no. 371 00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:15,045 Please. Please! 372 00:24:57,955 --> 00:24:59,502 Maybe I can open them up with one of these. 373 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:03,006 No. I'm gonna give them a chance to settle this peacefully. 374 00:25:03,085 --> 00:25:04,758 Ahoy, the ship! 375 00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:07,340 This is John Robinson! 376 00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:11,144 Unless you surrender Dr. Smith in five minutes, we'll blow you open! 377 00:25:11,385 --> 00:25:13,103 You have five minutes! 378 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:21,588 Good heavens. This is impossible. 379 00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:25,133 Good heavens. This is impossible. 380 00:26:25,209 --> 00:26:26,552 Pretty good, huh? 381 00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:29,130 Friends want Smith. They get Smith. 382 00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:31,340 You'll never get away with this. 383 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,676 Anyone can see this is an imposter. 384 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:37,479 Whom are you calling an imposter, you mirror image of myself? 385 00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:39,689 He even talks like me. 386 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:41,521 Exact copy. 387 00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:44,523 Your friends are waiting for you. 388 00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:46,526 You know what to do. 389 00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:48,532 Of course. 390 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:09,086 Perhaps you like to see. Hmm? 391 00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:20,226 What's going on in there? 392 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:21,522 Dad, look! 393 00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:29,068 It's Dr. Smith. 394 00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:35,412 Smith, are you all right? 395 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:36,951 Well, of course I'm all right, dear fellow. 396 00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:38,998 There's really no cause for alarm. None at all. 397 00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:40,872 They'll never buy that. 398 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:43,087 I was worried about you, Dr. Smith. 399 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:46,712 Dear little friend, of course you were, but quite unnecessarily. 400 00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:49,634 Little fool! Can't you see he's a fraud? 401 00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:51,424 Why did they let you go? 402 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,096 It was my own decision. 403 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:56,517 I decided that ruling a kingdom as vast as Andronica 404 00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:59,311 was far beyond my poor capabilities. 405 00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:03,311 Smith! Yes? 406 00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:04,391 Where are you going? 407 00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:05,771 To the spaceship. 408 00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:07,853 The spaceship's over there. 409 00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:11,782 Why, so it is. How silly of me. Come along, my boy. 410 00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:19,866 Ruling Andronica is far beyond his poor capabilities. 411 00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:22,368 That's the first hint of modesty 412 00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:25,170 I've heard from Dr. Zachary Smith. 413 00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:27,460 Come back here, you idiots! Come back! 414 00:28:27,623 --> 00:28:31,093 Can't you see it's a trick? Come back! 415 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:33,670 Oh. 416 00:28:35,631 --> 00:28:37,633 Oh, dear. 417 00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:59,284 Judy? Penny? 418 00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:03,830 Yes? 419 00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:09,798 Oh! Now, which one of you girls did this? 420 00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:10,999 I didn’t. 421 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:12,258 Neither did I. 422 00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:14,086 Good morning! 423 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:17,097 Good morning, good morning, good morning. 424 00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:18,173 Wow. 425 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:19,474 Oh, why, Dr. Smith. 426 00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:21,885 What are you doing up so early? 427 00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:25,223 Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. 428 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:26,431 I've been up for hours. 429 00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:29,109 Good heavens. Half the day is gone, and nothing's been done. 430 00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:30,686 I do hope you ladies don't mind 431 00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:32,354 that I undertook to prepare the breakfast? 432 00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:35,774 Oh, did you do all this? 433 00:29:37,526 --> 00:29:40,575 Now, come along, my dears, do sit down. Madam. 434 00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:43,328 All right. Do sit down. 435 00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:44,875 It's lovely. Yes. 436 00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:47,794 Ah, good morning, Professor Robinson and Major West. 437 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:49,792 I trust you both slept well. 438 00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:51,748 Well, what's going on here? 439 00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:53,926 Dr. Smith prepared breakfast. 440 00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:57,722 Oh, please. Please, dear lady, let us not be formal. 441 00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,470 Why don't you just call me Zach? 442 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:03,260 Zach? Zach. 443 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,979 Okay. If that's the way you want it, Zach. 444 00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:09,558 Thank you, dear, dear, Major. Do sit down and have your breakfast. 445 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,769 Oh, clear. There is so much to be done today. 446 00:30:11,852 --> 00:30:13,650 Professor Robinson, I have an idea 447 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:15,857 about developing that new field of atomic ore. 448 00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:18,738 Perhaps I should run on ahead and start the preliminary work. 449 00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:20,861 I don't believe what I'm hearing. 450 00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:23,788 I always thought "work" was a bad word with you, Dr. Smith? 451 00:30:23,864 --> 00:30:25,662 Oh, good heavens, no, child. 452 00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:27,914 Work is the foundation of good character. 453 00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:30,371 The harder the work, the better the character. 454 00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:33,340 Good morning, dear boy. 455 00:30:33,415 --> 00:30:37,921 Why don't you just sit down and let Daddy Zach bring your breakfast? 456 00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:41,264 Daddy Zach? 457 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:44,096 Yes. Daddy Zach. 458 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,104 I feel like a second father to you. 459 00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:49,560 Oh, dear, I'm afraid the cooking 460 00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:51,107 has been quite hasty this morning. 461 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:54,528 All I can offer you is an omelette aux fines herbes. 462 00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:58,528 But tomorrow, I promise you eggs Benedict. 463 00:30:58,648 --> 00:30:59,740 Oh! 464 00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:02,820 Well, hey, Daddy Zach. Thank you. 465 00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:04,997 Hey, wait. 466 00:31:05,072 --> 00:31:07,700 Will somebody please tell me what's going on here? 467 00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:09,376 It does not compute. 468 00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:14,255 Nothing computes anymore. 469 00:31:14,331 --> 00:31:15,799 What do you mean, my dear fellow? 470 00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:17,459 You have changed. 471 00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:20,387 Yes, I have, and for the best. 472 00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:21,671 Don't you agree? 473 00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:24,804 I will have to reexamine my tapes before I can answer that. 474 00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:29,305 What a marvelous boon our mechanical friend has been to us all. 475 00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:33,518 Oh! We have so much to be thankful for. So very much. 476 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:36,820 What did they do to you in that alien ship, Dr. Smith? 477 00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:39,573 Please. Daddy Zach. 478 00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:42,777 It gives me a glorious feeling of togetherness. 479 00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:48,032 Well, you still haven't answered my question, Daddy Zach. 480 00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:49,492 What did they do to you in there? 481 00:31:49,866 --> 00:31:51,584 Really nothing, my dear boy. 482 00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:55,039 Merely awakened me to the potentials of the world in which I live, 483 00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:57,591 to my own capacity for doing good, 484 00:31:57,666 --> 00:32:02,012 to the wonder of scattering a little sunshine as I travel through life. 485 00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:04,385 Well, you sure have changed. 486 00:32:05,549 --> 00:32:09,144 My memory banks do not identify you as Dr. Zachary Smith. 487 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:11,101 Do I look like Dr. Smith? 488 00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:13,932 You stand like Dr. Smith. 489 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:15,733 Do I talk like Dr. Smith? 490 00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:18,483 The tonal quality is identical. 491 00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:20,939 Then I must be Dr. Smith. 492 00:32:21,148 --> 00:32:23,492 That does not necessarily compute. 493 00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:26,866 Never mind, my dear friend. It will come to you. 494 00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:31,496 I'm a-workin' on the railroad 495 00:32:31,992 --> 00:32:34,245 Soon, we be on Andronica. 496 00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:37,456 Andronica? Oh, surely, sir, we can make some other arrangement? 497 00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:38,961 This is all a mistake, you know... 498 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,917 No mistake. You are king. 499 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:42,298 But if you will recall, sir, 500 00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:45,096 the crown selected my little friend Will to be your king. 501 00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:47,721 Perhaps I could still persuade the little nipper to change his mind. 502 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:50,598 I have considerable influence over him, you know. 503 00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:53,100 No want boy. Want you. 504 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:57,268 But I'm not fit to be a king, even a sacrificial king. 505 00:32:57,350 --> 00:33:00,399 I come from a very humble background. 506 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:02,402 All of my ancestors were peasants, 507 00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:04,399 and very poor peasants at that. 508 00:33:04,691 --> 00:33:09,288 And as for noble virtues, well, I'm a bit of a rogue, you know. 509 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:13,871 We know. We know all the time. 510 00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:15,876 All the time? 511 00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:18,455 We set out bait for you. 512 00:33:18,538 --> 00:33:22,714 For me? But the crown rejected me when I first put it on. 513 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:24,715 Make you want it more. 514 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:27,798 Make you lie, betray your friends to become king. 515 00:33:27,881 --> 00:33:31,226 You past test for kind of king we want. Here, have gloog. 516 00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:33,428 Thank you very much. 517 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:36,482 Is good for you. Make stuffing work better. 518 00:33:36,765 --> 00:33:38,312 But why me? 519 00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:40,314 Why take a rascal like me 520 00:33:40,393 --> 00:33:43,363 when you have available a noble mind like Professor Robinson, 521 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:45,657 or great physical courage like Major West, 522 00:33:45,732 --> 00:33:47,609 or incipient genius like Will? 523 00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:50,282 You are useless creature. 524 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,908 They are useful creatures. 525 00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:58,211 Is wasteful to sacrifice useful creatures as king. 526 00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:01,039 You mean, you select your kings because they're useless? 527 00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:05,218 Sure. Nobody miss them. Nobody care. 528 00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:08,843 But you must give me an opportunity to turn over a new leaf. 529 00:34:08,922 --> 00:34:10,219 I'll prove myself. 530 00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:12,471 I shall be a new Smith. 531 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,804 Trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, 532 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:16,729 courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, 533 00:34:16,805 --> 00:34:18,603 thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent. 534 00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:20,984 Already is such a Smith. 535 00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:24,528 You watch. 536 00:34:26,189 --> 00:34:28,317 Oh, what a bitter blow. 537 00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:31,533 But that is not the real me. 538 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:33,079 Oh, yes. 539 00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:37,000 I make that good man from essence of bad one. 540 00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:40,336 He is you, but without your faults. 541 00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:45,046 He will be useful creature. 542 00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:52,011 Uh. 543 00:35:24,748 --> 00:35:27,501 Are you nearly finished with that, clear? Uh-huh. 544 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:30,757 Help! Help! 545 00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:33,556 Save me! Help! Save me! 546 00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:35,634 Ladies. Ladies, I'm in the most perilous condition! 547 00:35:35,717 --> 00:35:36,889 You must help me! 548 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:39,767 I am literally running to save my skin. Time is of the essence! 549 00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:40,938 What's wrong, Uncle Zach? 550 00:35:41,014 --> 00:35:41,981 Don't call me Zach! 551 00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:44,059 Girls, go on. Take Dr. Smith inside. 552 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,565 No, no. I must flee. There is no safety for me here. 553 00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:49,023 No, do as I say. Now look, you're gonna be all right. 554 00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:50,152 You're gonna be safe with us. 555 00:35:50,231 --> 00:35:51,232 Come on. 556 00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:55,829 ♪ All the livelong day 557 00:35:56,196 --> 00:35:59,200 ♪ I've been workin' on the railroad 558 00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:01,000 ♪ Just to pass the time away 559 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:02,077 Good heavens. 560 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,003 Now we have two Dr. Smiths. 561 00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:06,878 ♪ Can't you hear the whistle blowing 562 00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:10,335 ♪ Rise up so early in the morn 563 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:13,638 ♪ Can't you hear the captain shouting 564 00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:16,933 ♪ Dinah, blow your horn ♪ 565 00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:19,428 What in the world are we gonna do with two of you? 566 00:36:19,636 --> 00:36:21,684 I should like to point out, Professor Robinson, 567 00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:25,142 that this person is a mere interloper. 568 00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:28,144 Well, that's fine, Zach, but, uh... 569 00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:30,105 Dr. Smith, if you please. 570 00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:35,360 All right, how do we get rid of him? 571 00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:37,370 Do you have any suggestions, Dr. Smith? 572 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:38,867 Call me Zach. 573 00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:41,583 Zach, indeed. 574 00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:45,413 That I should live to hear my distinguished name bandied about in this fashion. 575 00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:48,794 Oh, come, come, Zach, we both know what the name stands for, 576 00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:50,625 at least until now. 577 00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:52,753 What do you mean, sir? 578 00:36:52,836 --> 00:36:56,807 I mean, that you are shiftless, unreliable, cowardly, 579 00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:59,179 two-faced and a liar. 580 00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:00,927 Shall I go on? 581 00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:03,513 I shall not remain to hear myself insulted. 582 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:09,026 Well, you certainly told him, didn't you? 583 00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:11,897 I certainly did, and about time, too. 584 00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:14,657 Yes, but that doesn't solve the problem. 585 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,488 Frankly, I don't think there's room 586 00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:17,986 in this group for two Dr. Smiths. 587 00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:21,039 I couldn't agree more. You'll have to get rid of him. 588 00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:25,870 Well, you certainly don't want him around, do you? 589 00:37:26,453 --> 00:37:29,297 He is our friend. And he was here first. 590 00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:31,170 But it really doesn't matter, Professor Robinson. 591 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:32,250 Not at all. 592 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:36,133 You see, I was created from the essence of the original Smith 593 00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:39,675 with a few of his worst characteristics omitted. 594 00:37:40,008 --> 00:37:43,729 But I am just as much Zachary Smith as he is. 595 00:37:43,803 --> 00:37:46,852 Just as human, just as real. 596 00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:50,105 Now, which one are you going to keep? 597 00:37:51,728 --> 00:37:54,151 With all his faults, Zach, 598 00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:56,198 Dr. Zachary Smith is our friend. 599 00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:00,995 We don't want to lose him. 600 00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:26,517 All the livelong day 601 00:38:26,596 --> 00:38:28,815 Now what do you think you're doing? 602 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:32,736 Rebuilding the water system to provide warm bathwater for the ladies. 603 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:35,030 You're trying to worm your way into their affections. 604 00:38:35,104 --> 00:38:36,731 You're hoping that when the chips are down, 605 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,783 they will choose you over me. 606 00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:41,987 But the choice must be theirs, wouldn't you say? 607 00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:44,823 Certainly not. I have already won a place in their hearts. 608 00:38:45,073 --> 00:38:47,451 Aren't you forgetting something, Zach? 609 00:38:47,534 --> 00:38:51,459 The alien from Andronica. He hasn't given up on you yet, you know. 610 00:38:51,538 --> 00:38:53,666 We will fight him off to the last man. 611 00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:56,004 I'm afraid not. 612 00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:59,179 He has weapons that make anything we have look like toys. 613 00:38:59,921 --> 00:39:00,922 I'm sorry, Zach, 614 00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:03,265 but you won't be around much longer. 615 00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:06,511 My dear sir, you don't mean that you'll simply stand by 616 00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:08,688 and let that grisly creature take me? 617 00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:10,436 But what can I do about it? 618 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:13,644 We are very similar. You could take my place. 619 00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:15,436 But why should I? 620 00:39:16,479 --> 00:39:17,651 Because I'm human! 621 00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:18,944 So am I. 622 00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:20,991 But I'm the original Zachary Smith, 623 00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:24,037 the one with all the virtues, petty faults, weaknesses and small evils, 624 00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:27,457 such as cowardice while you are without fault. 625 00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:29,034 Oh, my dear sir, 626 00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:31,211 surely you realize that sacrifice 627 00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:33,914 is more in your line than mine. 628 00:39:35,123 --> 00:39:36,625 Think it over. 629 00:39:44,465 --> 00:39:45,808 Where are Will and Don? 630 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:48,137 Oh, they're out patrolling the area. 631 00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:50,388 Are you expecting trouble? 632 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:53,645 Oh, it's a safe bet that the alien will return for his property. 633 00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:54,817 His property? 634 00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:56,026 Yeah. Dr. Smith. 635 00:39:57,270 --> 00:39:59,147 Which Dr. Smith is that? 636 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,073 Need you ask? 637 00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:04,152 He hasn't stopped working for a minute. 638 00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:06,203 Where's our Dr. Smith? The real one? 639 00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:09,746 The last time I saw him, he was in his cabin under the bed hiding. 640 00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:15,497 John, how will we know when the androids are coming? 641 00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:17,503 Well, I have the Robot out on patrol. 642 00:40:17,582 --> 00:40:19,584 He'll give us ample warning when they make their move. 643 00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:21,510 Do you think we'll be able to stop them? 644 00:40:21,628 --> 00:40:25,349 Well, I don't know if our lasers will work against androids. 645 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:29,390 I don't even know if that force field will keep them out. 646 00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:45,535 Danger! Danger! Red alert! Red alert! Uh... 647 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:03,132 Smith, you better knock it off. I'm expecting an attack. 648 00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:06,718 But I have nothing to fear. The alien doesn't want me. 649 00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:10,309 But still, I don't feel justified in taking up arms against him 650 00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:11,853 who, in effect, was my creator. 651 00:41:12,220 --> 00:41:15,349 Therefore, I shall continue to work. 652 00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:17,354 All right. Have it your way. 653 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:22,484 John? 654 00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:23,777 Yeah, what's up? 655 00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:27,743 We just saw the Robot. All his power's been knocked out. 656 00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:29,947 We better get on that force field. Will, you get inside. 657 00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:31,281 Yes, sir. 658 00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:33,746 Better get inside, Daddy Zach. 659 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:35,919 My dear boy, I have already informed your father 660 00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:37,746 of my intention to remain neutral. 661 00:41:37,954 --> 00:41:39,956 Yeah, but you might get hurt if you stayed out here. 662 00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:42,292 But I have nothing to fear, little friend. 663 00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:45,925 The purity of my intentions is both my sword and buckler. 664 00:41:46,587 --> 00:41:47,930 Where's my alter ego? 665 00:41:48,047 --> 00:41:49,299 You mean the other Dr. Smith? 666 00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:53,012 Well, the last thing I heard he was hiding under his bed. 667 00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:54,220 Poor fellow. 668 00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:56,180 I'm afraid moral and physical courage 669 00:41:56,305 --> 00:41:58,228 are simply not included in his makeup. 670 00:41:58,558 --> 00:42:00,151 Now, you'd better run along. 671 00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:02,604 I have work to finish, and you'll be much safer inside. 672 00:42:02,687 --> 00:42:03,734 But before you go, 673 00:42:03,813 --> 00:42:04,939 would you mind getting me my wrench 674 00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:06,195 over there by the rock somewhere? 675 00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:08,284 Yes, sir. Thank you. 676 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:23,375 Dad! Don! Dad! Don! They're out there! 677 00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:25,210 What, the androids? Yeah, I saw one of them. 678 00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:27,387 All right, get back in the ship. 679 00:42:27,462 --> 00:42:28,588 Is it ready? 680 00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:30,093 Ready as it'll ever be. 681 00:42:33,426 --> 00:42:34,973 Smith, get inside! 682 00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:37,897 My thoughts and prayers go with you. 683 00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:51,115 Terrestrials, listen to me. 684 00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:53,951 Surrender the real Smith 685 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:56,624 and we will not harm you. 686 00:42:56,866 --> 00:42:59,995 If you do not surrender him, you will be destroyed. 687 00:43:00,286 --> 00:43:02,664 Our powers are greater than yours. 688 00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:06,505 We have already incapacitated your Robot. 689 00:43:07,668 --> 00:43:12,014 If you doubt our strength, watch this demonstration. 690 00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:34,079 Even your force fields cannot stop us. 691 00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:38,495 Even your force field cannot stop us. 692 00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:40,668 Maybe I can stop him with this. 693 00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:42,837 No! Stop! Stop! 694 00:43:44,205 --> 00:43:45,377 It's no use, my friends. 695 00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:47,045 The end is inevitable. 696 00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:50,049 They will overwhelm your defenses and drag me off. 697 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,384 Well, do you have any other suggestions then, Dr. Smith? 698 00:43:53,214 --> 00:43:55,467 I will go out and surrender to them. 699 00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:57,223 No! We won't let you. 700 00:43:57,635 --> 00:44:00,764 Dear little nipper, my mind is made up. 701 00:44:01,514 --> 00:44:03,357 And I shall give my life gladly 702 00:44:03,432 --> 00:44:05,275 to save those I have grown to love. 703 00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:09,656 "But whether on the scaffold high or in the battle's van, 704 00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:12,108 "the fittest place a man can die 705 00:44:12,191 --> 00:44:14,910 "is where he dies for man." 706 00:44:15,528 --> 00:44:16,575 How beautiful. 707 00:44:17,238 --> 00:44:19,161 Do you have any idea what they'll do to you? 708 00:44:19,532 --> 00:44:21,876 Perhaps I can make an arrangement with them. 709 00:44:21,951 --> 00:44:26,422 And if not, at least I shall be a king for a little while. 710 00:44:27,456 --> 00:44:31,427 I might even learn to drink gloog and make sleemoth. 711 00:44:31,711 --> 00:44:33,304 I'm sorry, Smith, you can't do this. 712 00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:34,881 Stay back, Professor Robinson. 713 00:44:34,964 --> 00:44:39,094 I shall not hesitate to shoot if it means saving the lives of the others. 714 00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:44,775 And now, farewell, dear friends. 715 00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:58,321 Fetch me my royal crown and raiment. 716 00:44:58,404 --> 00:45:01,783 If you must take me, I shall go as your king. 717 00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:45,873 They're gone. They took him. 718 00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:47,169 Certainly not. 719 00:45:48,204 --> 00:45:49,376 There. 720 00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:54,297 Enough of this masquerade. Oh, my back. 721 00:45:54,377 --> 00:45:57,722 I'm afraid I shall have to retire to restore my vital forces. 722 00:45:57,797 --> 00:45:58,844 Daddy Zach... 723 00:45:58,965 --> 00:46:00,012 Daddy Zach, indeed. 724 00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:04,096 I never want to hear that revolting name ever again in my presence. 725 00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:07,723 Now that's the real Dr. Smith. 726 00:46:07,807 --> 00:46:08,854 You are Smith. 727 00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:10,025 Yeah. Yes. 728 00:46:10,351 --> 00:46:11,648 Of course I am. 729 00:46:11,727 --> 00:46:12,979 Did you think for one moment 730 00:46:13,062 --> 00:46:16,407 that I would go off to an uncertain fate in an alien world? 731 00:46:16,816 --> 00:46:18,693 You mean, Daddy Zach took your place, 732 00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:20,702 and you took Daddy Zach's place? 733 00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:23,452 Yes. And, oh, the strain of it. 734 00:46:23,531 --> 00:46:25,283 He was a noble fellow. 735 00:46:25,366 --> 00:46:29,121 However, I found it very easy to convince him to see reason. 736 00:46:29,203 --> 00:46:31,297 And now, if you'll excuse me, I must retire. 737 00:46:31,414 --> 00:46:33,837 Good night, sweet prince. 738 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:35,881 If it's any comfort to you, Major, 739 00:46:36,002 --> 00:46:38,175 both I and my alter ego are quite certain 740 00:46:38,254 --> 00:46:40,348 that nothing dreadful will happen to him. 741 00:46:40,423 --> 00:46:43,927 You see, the Andronicans have a horror of waste. 742 00:46:44,010 --> 00:46:47,230 And as soon as they realize that he's really a very useful sort, 743 00:46:47,305 --> 00:46:50,229 they will alter their plans and release him. 744 00:46:51,684 --> 00:46:54,028 Daddy Zach? Baah! 745 00:46:58,065 --> 00:46:59,362 How about that? 746 00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:00,780 Yeah. That's something. 747 00:47:07,408 --> 00:47:08,751 Son, what's the matter? 748 00:47:08,909 --> 00:47:10,206 Oh, I don't know. 749 00:47:10,286 --> 00:47:12,755 I'm glad to have the real Dr. Smith back. 750 00:47:13,331 --> 00:47:16,175 But I was just thinking about Daddy Zach. 751 00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:18,378 He was really nice. 752 00:47:18,461 --> 00:47:20,338 I sort of wish that... 753 00:47:21,922 --> 00:47:23,970 No. I guess there wouldn't be enough room 754 00:47:24,091 --> 00:47:26,139 on one planet for two Dr. Smiths. 755 00:47:26,594 --> 00:47:28,562 I guess not. No. 756 00:47:29,347 --> 00:47:30,473 Come on, let's go. 757 00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:31,773 Come on, dear. 758 00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:42,781 Now, what have we here? 759 00:47:44,487 --> 00:47:47,240 "Portable thruster employed in rocket-belt flight 760 00:47:47,323 --> 00:47:51,373 "by Professor John Robinson, circa 1997." 761 00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:53,796 Hardly the kind of thing I'd deposit in a time capsule 762 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,464 for future voyagers to discover. 763 00:47:55,790 --> 00:47:57,383 The Egyptians buried lots of things 764 00:47:57,458 --> 00:47:59,256 in their time capsules, Dr. Smith. 765 00:47:59,335 --> 00:48:00,837 That's why we know so much about them. 766 00:48:01,128 --> 00:48:03,256 Did the Egyptians have time capsules, too? 767 00:48:03,506 --> 00:48:05,554 Sure. They called them "pyramids." 768 00:48:05,633 --> 00:48:07,135 Penny, see if you can find something 769 00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:10,347 a little more interesting in that carton. 770 00:48:12,390 --> 00:48:15,610 I think we'd better get back, Dr. Smith. It's getting late. 771 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:19,318 Never fear, Smith is here. You're perfectly safe. 772 00:48:20,481 --> 00:48:22,904 Hey, look what I found. Mom's space gauntlets. 773 00:48:23,192 --> 00:48:24,910 She wore these the day we left Earth. 774 00:48:24,985 --> 00:48:27,204 How exciting. Look again. 775 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:31,124 I think this is something of yours, Dr. Smith. 776 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:32,292 Ah? 777 00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:34,662 Ah! This is more like it. 778 00:48:35,121 --> 00:48:37,670 "Meditations of a Galactic Castaway. 779 00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:39,921 "Being an account of the courage, fortitude 780 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:44,130 "and personal sacrifice of Dr. Zachary Smith." 781 00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:48,093 I shall undoubtedly be named to the Space Voyager's Hall of Fame 782 00:48:48,175 --> 00:48:52,521 when posterity learns of my brilliance, my courage, my... 783 00:48:54,014 --> 00:48:55,061 Uh, uh... 784 00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:56,643 What was that? 785 00:48:57,476 --> 00:48:59,274 Sounded like a wolf to me. 786 00:48:59,353 --> 00:49:01,606 There can't be any wolves out here. 787 00:49:01,689 --> 00:49:03,908 Oh, yes, there can. Look. 788 00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:10,164 All I see are the two moons, and we've seen them before. 789 00:49:10,573 --> 00:49:12,575 But never so bursting with fullness. 790 00:49:12,658 --> 00:49:13,830 Is that bad? 791 00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:15,168 Bad, my dear child? 792 00:49:15,494 --> 00:49:18,122 It portends the very worst of evil happenings 793 00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:19,252 the night the witches dance 794 00:49:19,331 --> 00:49:21,800 and the misbegotten creatures of doom walk the earth. 795 00:49:21,917 --> 00:49:24,386 When the dark and dismal voices... 796 00:49:27,006 --> 00:49:28,679 There it is again. 797 00:49:28,757 --> 00:49:31,806 It can only be a werewolf. 798 00:49:32,761 --> 00:49:35,355 A werewolf? On this planet? 799 00:49:35,723 --> 00:49:38,522 Why should this planet be an exception? We better go! 800 00:49:38,601 --> 00:49:40,774 Wait. Maybe the Robot can tell us what it really is. 801 00:49:43,731 --> 00:49:46,154 Identify animal noises, Robot. 802 00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:50,864 Animal noises produced by predator Canis lupus. 803 00:49:50,946 --> 00:49:52,914 Volume and pitch indicate predator 804 00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:55,459 to be in condition of extreme ferocity. 805 00:49:56,035 --> 00:49:57,287 Canis lupus? 806 00:49:57,453 --> 00:49:59,876 Yes, Canis lupus. 807 00:50:00,247 --> 00:50:02,545 Werewolves! We must hurry! 808 00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:04,878 Hurry! Help me up, my dear. Oh! 809 00:50:11,175 --> 00:50:14,270 Warning! Warning! Canis lupus in area! Warning! 810 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,347 We should never have stayed out this late. 811 00:50:16,472 --> 00:50:17,974 And whose fault is that? 812 00:50:18,057 --> 00:50:21,152 This is no time for idle recriminations. 813 00:50:21,227 --> 00:50:23,104 This way. Come. Will.